My name is Dustin, though most people call me Chunk. I'm 24, a Social Science Education Major at Flagler College in St. Augustine, Florida.
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’